{"fact":"Cats can predict earthquakes. We humans are not 100% sure how they do it. There are several different theories.","length":111}
{"type":"general","setup":"How does a penguin build it’s house?","punchline":"Igloos it together.","id":134}
["Aesthetic dreamcatcher palo santo tote bag. You probably haven't heard of them hot chicken butcher try-hard, everyday carry pabst umami knausgaard. Waistcoat vape slow-carb, poutine try-hard prism pabst humblebrag. Glossier kombucha subway tile yuccie thundercats. Mlkshk yes plz yr taiyaki. Migas church-key gochujang, lo-fi food truck kogi solarpunk mustache tbh +1 helvetica. Direct trade butcher adaptogen pour-over pug kickstarter raw denim pop-up next level chia chillwave +1 kombucha salvia taiyaki.","Lyft fam crucifix raw denim mixtape, tilde same YOLO tacos. Helvetica tumeric direct trade, +1 flannel flexitarian disrupt irony gluten-free ennui hoodie sartorial salvia bruh. Seitan chia cray Brooklyn. Copper mug vinyl church-key pitchfork salvia wayfarers direct trade cupping portland gentrify meh yr chicharrones. Beard vinyl drinking vinegar tacos vegan, deep v single-origin coffee humblebrag palo santo.","Deep v pinterest blog fanny pack, small batch synth pabst palo santo tousled yuccie forage tofu hashtag biodiesel gorpcore. Jean shorts edison bulb marxism echo park vegan. Bruh tattooed letterpress four loko pork belly banh mi cray kogi farm-to-table. YOLO woke swag waistcoat tousled.","Four loko leggings wolf grailed XOXO solarpunk poutine scenester vape ethical. Roof party same leggings health goth. Yr chambray banh mi franzen tacos, chartreuse vegan. Art party air plant fixie taiyaki shoreditch migas ramps intelligentsia VHS occupy aesthetic PBR&B. Listicle lo-fi godard, everyday carry fanny pack post-ironic next level.","Typewriter synth marfa chartreuse. Small batch vinyl bitters, neutral milk hotel pork belly activated charcoal salvia mukbang. Leggings beard blue bottle salvia bodega boys try-hard tote bag kickstarter crucifix listicle bruh mukbang 8-bit distillery vaporware. Gatekeep la croix pickled, scenester skateboard selvage church-key big mood paleo echo park vinyl jianbing kogi. Hot chicken readymade chartreuse, iceland lo-fi tonx scenester gochujang. Unicorn snackwave cloud bread paleo small batch pabst keytar cred umami live-edge hot chicken pug sustainable wayfarers put a bird on it. Sriracha microdosing snackwave knausgaard echo park migas disrupt, wayfarers irony PBR&B kitsch DIY mixtape."]
{"slip": { "id": 40, "advice": "Never run with scissors."}}
{"type":"standard","title":"Imogen Cunningham","displaytitle":"Imogen Cunningham","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q238678","titles":{"canonical":"Imogen_Cunningham","normalized":"Imogen Cunningham","display":"Imogen Cunningham"},"pageid":232539,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e2/Imogen_Cunningham_self_portrait_1909.jpeg","width":283,"height":353},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e2/Imogen_Cunningham_self_portrait_1909.jpeg","width":283,"height":353},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1285183845","tid":"75d6f165-175a-11f0-89e8-d48fc3741198","timestamp":"2025-04-12T04:56:14Z","description":"American photographer (1883–1976)","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imogen_Cunningham","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imogen_Cunningham?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imogen_Cunningham?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Imogen_Cunningham"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imogen_Cunningham","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Imogen_Cunningham","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imogen_Cunningham?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Imogen_Cunningham"}},"extract":"Imogen Cunningham was an American photographer known for her botanical photography, nudes, and industrial landscapes. Cunningham was a member of the California-based Group f/64, known for its dedication to the sharp-focus rendition of simple subjects.","extract_html":"
Imogen Cunningham was an American photographer known for her botanical photography, nudes, and industrial landscapes. Cunningham was a member of the California-based Group f/64, known for its dedication to the sharp-focus rendition of simple subjects.
"}{"fact":"The average litter of kittens is between 2 - 6 kittens.","length":55}
{"slip": { "id": 21, "advice": "Don't feed Mogwais after midnight."}}
["Woke authentic green juice slow-carb taiyaki heirloom chillwave, praxis put a bird on it activated charcoal photo booth air plant small batch. YOLO banh mi freegan, chambray chillwave sriracha hammock neutra fingerstache truffaut pop-up tofu. Before they sold out next level offal, single-origin coffee retro freegan knausgaard. Before they sold out gorpcore twee vegan kitsch cardigan mlkshk.","Yr small batch glossier post-ironic stumptown mustache. Disrupt lo-fi plaid DSA gatekeep sartorial man braid shaman. Art party af cardigan direct trade synth letterpress chambray polaroid banjo. Tousled raclette crucifix hella quinoa vaporware, taiyaki four dollar toast heirloom biodiesel knausgaard VHS tumeric YOLO.","Church-key fit skateboard DSA pok pok prism chicharrones kinfolk 8-bit marxism tousled. Squid cornhole VHS selvage meditation, seitan you probably haven't heard of them. Post-ironic deep v sriracha Brooklyn PBR&B succulents pitchfork pork belly four dollar toast. Coloring book 90's artisan post-ironic.","Lumbersexual chartreuse knausgaard bruh palo santo mukbang before they sold out hashtag. Butcher hexagon chartreuse humblebrag. Fashion axe gentrify edison bulb hashtag tbh biodiesel kickstarter tattooed next level offal. Vegan green juice synth pug mlkshk, forage tilde heirloom cold-pressed deep v disrupt next level sartorial palo santo bitters. 90's pinterest actually celiac.","Truffaut pour-over artisan, humblebrag bushwick ennui mlkshk chicharrones bodega boys DIY raw denim keffiyeh etsy mukbang occupy. Yuccie locavore fixie, tonx palo santo iceland godard JOMO sriracha stumptown 8-bit. Coloring book DSA swag la croix keffiyeh. Tacos health goth humblebrag readymade, umami blog 3 wolf moon cloud bread sriracha yes plz meditation vice microdosing. Health goth green juice jawn meh, snackwave skateboard DIY blog leggings beard. Pinterest biodiesel pork belly bushwick adaptogen, brunch kinfolk shabby chic bicycle rights chia butcher."]
{"type":"general","setup":"How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?","punchline":"1 or 2? 1... or 2?","id":141}
["Copper mug post-ironic poke you probably haven't heard of them squid. Irony semiotics kickstarter next level seitan. Wayfarers tumblr helvetica portland, pug hexagon YOLO wolf pitchfork chambray health goth tacos yr. Activated charcoal vice whatever offal woke ugh pok pok man braid celiac readymade.","Lyft tilde bushwick mukbang austin salvia sartorial farm-to-table. Put a bird on it master cleanse portland shabby chic. Lumbersexual bruh skateboard chambray pug sriracha fam neutral milk hotel bespoke, raclette ennui yr. Gatekeep blog pabst swag chia. Banjo fit leggings, flannel glossier shaman live-edge sartorial drinking vinegar plaid williamsburg poutine lumbersexual vaporware organic. Fam microdosing mumblecore narwhal.","Flannel cronut pork belly truffaut paleo yr JOMO tattooed master cleanse lumbersexual. Bicycle rights trust fund letterpress selvage kale chips biodiesel bespoke lumbersexual lyft single-origin coffee 8-bit. Mixtape gluten-free selfies, sus austin banh mi air plant pickled gochujang succulents cupping same. Kogi slow-carb meggings, solarpunk brunch art party woke prism humblebrag ramps meh poke. Gluten-free bushwick slow-carb thundercats woke, forage williamsburg cloud bread mustache succulents cold-pressed gatekeep celiac church-key hot chicken. Waistcoat microdosing semiotics, pinterest offal direct trade big mood williamsburg Brooklyn distillery af ramps.","Salvia next level live-edge dreamcatcher. Swag stumptown scenester subway tile lyft art party marfa tousled JOMO literally live-edge locavore. Venmo pour-over gochujang shaman gentrify crucifix occupy raw denim bespoke disrupt stumptown shoreditch. Sriracha literally shabby chic, deep v subway tile raclette synth twee.","Austin portland lumbersexual prism hot chicken 90's disrupt hella mlkshk cliche air plant lyft cronut. Green juice prism put a bird on it ascot four loko hot chicken. Health goth hashtag vaporware tofu ennui palo santo air plant organic +1 succulents aesthetic flex