Carlos Villagrán Eslava is a Mexican actor, comedian, and former journalist best known for playing Quico in the Televisa sitcom El Chavo del Ocho.
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{"fact":"In the 1750s, Europeans introduced cats into the Americas to control pests.","length":75}
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